Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Nuclear Option

Senate Democrats voicing their opinion that the "Nuclear Option" is an unwarranted "power grab" and should not be done to protect the Constitution and the welfare of the United States...  this was just 5 years ago!  Amazing video!


The 72 Virginians

A Muslim arrives in Heaven !!! Abu al-Zarqawi died and George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy
the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why
I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled
"It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence ."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George MasonJames Monroe
and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.
As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al- Zarqawi
wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

Health Care Solution

(Forwarded to me in email...)
Universal Health Care=The Solution:

While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution.

I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care.
A new hip?  Unheard of.  We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore.
You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc.  Let's take care of the young people.  After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

So here is the solution.
When you turn 70, you get a gun and 3 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot one senator and 2 representatives - or even just pretending you're going to do it should get the job done.
Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need!  New teeth, great!  Need glasses, no problem!  New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart?
Well bring it on.
And who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.
With all the seniors gathered there, it will be just like a nursing home—only free.
And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Drunk Driving

Warning - the images in this video are graphic - but show the reality of drunk driving...

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Pulling the Wool Over

President Obama has pledged a "loan guarantee" of $8.5 billion!  For what?  To build a nuclear power plant!  Where did THAT come from?   Has he EVER (in a positive way) mentioned nuclear power?

The problem here is that we CAN'T build a nuclear power plant until we have found another place to dispose of the spent fuel rods.  With the "not in my backyard" attitude - that's not happening anytime soon!   So it's a ruse to think President Obama has any intention of actually funding a nuclear power plant - yet he can APPEAR to be supportive of more right-minded solutions.

Can anyone say "smoke and mirrors?"

Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science Discovered

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science.  The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism.  Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.  A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.  Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years.  It does not decay, but instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will promote many morons to become isodopes.  This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.  This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.  When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.